Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live), page 37

@MercurialBlack end of an era

GUESS WHO DOESN'T HAVE CANCER

@coolboymew God bless unions

@lain let's fucking go.

@ArdainianRight @ChristiJunior @SuperDicq @Moon Let me guess. Former atheists? Be honest. God is watching.

@ArdainianRight @ChristiJunior @SuperDicq @Moon are you married?

even the gays are doing the "we love you faggots as long as you're giving us exposure" thing now

@Moon they are, gay white men are bitter because they were SO close to being in the top caste but have one thing holding them back

@why @Moon its more like "imagine not ever having to face any kind of discrimination at all", this is also why so many white gay men are so racist, gotta get that seat at the head of the table

In the run up to the 2008 presidential election, the three remaining candidates at the time (Hillary, McCain, Obama) appeared live on an episode of WWE Monday night RAW to make a pitch to voters. Clinton fell totally flat. McCain called his voter base "McCainiacs", and that was great, but the biggest pop of the night was for future president Obama, who ended his speech by saying "can you smell what Barack is cooking?"

@lain and Xanax yes

@lain move fast break shit

they call me Dr. Worm

@lain alright, now if oyu think thats an idea, get this.

anime girl. but with a gun.

@lain @methyltheobromine there was a budding romantic connection

actually, it's "MacDuck" mcduck is the fault of the english

what do you think would happen if you let worms smoke weed

Do NOT watch an animated children's film called Sunshine Barry and the Disco Worms

@methyltheobromine The worms have sex at the end of that movie

@lain im a fortress that ive lost the keys for