Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live), page 30

Everyone knows when you shoot at a woman the bullets travel slower and do less damage because they don't want to be accused of being misogynistic

don't worry!

@meso every day I thank myself for leading the kind of life that lead me to not understanding why this is meant to be funny

@Mitsu when I went to the zoo with georgia we saw the fattest and stinkiest wombat to ever liuve he was so cute

❤️ to you

hope you guys know I love you all and consider many of you true and dear friends

Uh oh sisters I'm in the 6th dimension

I am an fucking expert of parallel parking

warning everyone im trying a new nerve pain medication today so if i'm a little sillier than usual thats why

zoo wee mama

king shit

@thatbrickster the funniest thing about "discovery" of places where people had lived for tens of thousands of years is that even back then there were people who pointed out you cant 'really be the first person to disocver somewhere were people have lived for ten thousand years

@mono @thatbrickster I hope someday to visit the great river Gulu and learn what native Londoners call it in their backwards fogbreathing culture

@mono @thatbrickster Gulu is a much better name. sounds like a fake app from Silicon valley

every year on 9/11 i spend just a little bit too long reading articles about it and attempting to make sense of the official explanation and it never quite seems right

His full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese and he was an orphan who never had a birthday party

Did you guys know Chuck E Cheese has lore

Why am I still awake

@sim literally 9/11

hes one of the best posters to ever live