Notices by meso (meso@netzsphaere.xyz), page 10
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@lina weezer is the dogshittest of dogshit
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:cunny_chad:
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You can't parse HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of regex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes~~, the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵is un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liquid pain, the song of re̸gular expression parsing~~ will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful the final snuffing of the lies of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T A***LL IS LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he co**mes t**he ichor permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god n**o NO NOO̼***OO NΘ stop the an*̶͑̾̾̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e not rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ
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@mint @FrailLeaf >it's hotter in russia than spain
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should i smoke a 4th cig or should i throw it in the pack stomp it with my foot and throw it out the window
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@mint who is he
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@MK2boogaloo no that means meat in bulgarian shit name
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what should i name the female cat that seems to like being here
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mens fashion is fucking ABYSMAL i look up what to wear with a black denim jacket its all white and black tshirts
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@vic @MK2boogaloo @bot i had this in spain. i really enjoyed going there it was such a beautiful little place
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@mischievoustomato @overflow @sun tomato. please shut the fuck up about your dick size. Nobody cares. Men care about this more than women do
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@momus im TIRED of eggs! im MAD AS HELL and IM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!
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what quick thing can i cook
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@childrapist1488 @mint thank you for your input childrapist1488
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@MK2boogaloo i have more of a chin than you fucking inbred shitskin faggot
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@MK2boogaloo he looks like a german version of me specifically the nose
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@FrailLeaf its abstract, you can find it
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@VIPPER @FrailLeaf @MK2boogaloo There is no better man to take that title though
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@MK2boogaloo @FrailLeaf @VIPPER he is straight nigga he sounds straight you sound gay and lispy and queer you even blocked me for boosting gay shit obvious repper behavior
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@VIPPER @MK2boogaloo @FrailLeaf fuck, took that title from me
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