Notices by a stinky ox 🐂 (llamasoft_ox@toot.wales)

Toilet spider

Imagine how black your soul would have to be if you actually had to code up that stuff that does all that shitty crap on websites. The video window that follows you relentlessly. Dark patterns. Options that aren't options. Popup boxes demanding that the user make an account. Buttons for choices where the one advantageous to the company is large and inviting, and the one saying "no thanks" is done in a tiny ugly font called Discouragana and worded to make the user feel like a cunt for choosing it

I saw someone mentioning Bruce Lee just now and that reminded me of the old Bruce Lee game that everyone had back in the 8-bit days.

A good game, and me being me one of my favourite parts of it wasn't even an interactive part of the game, it was a big fat ox thing that sat atop decorative pillars in a few of the game levels.