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Imagine how black your soul would have to be if you actually had to code up that stuff that does all that shitty crap on websites. The video window that follows you relentlessly. Dark patterns. Options that aren't options. Popup boxes demanding that the user make an account. Buttons for choices where the one advantageous to the company is large and inviting, and the one saying "no thanks" is done in a tiny ugly font called Discouragana and worded to make the user feel like a cunt for choosing it