Notices by waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life), page 32

@kirby@lab.nyanide.com @Paulajak@boymoder.biz
Anecdote time.
One Sunday I was at home and gf told me "come over", cool righ-NO, her house was at the other side of the city, and sundays are SACRED to me.
Unwillingly, I took a 2 hour bus to get there, tired of the whole week, wanting to just rest, called for the door and while waiting for her to open the door to her apartment, she opened her window and dumped a bucket of cold water over me, completely soaking me.
I ran away for some time but she catch up to me. I figured i was gonna get a cold if i went home soaked so i ended up staying instead of dumping her right there, shoulda seen the signals. Never get into a toxic relationship friends.

oh nononononoono

thinking if this pose is good

If you already know how to use Vim or Emacs then feel free to use them. If you have never used Vim or Emacs then avoid them. Programmers may try to convince you to use Vim or Emacs, but this will only derail you. Your focus is learning Python, not learning Vim or Emacs. If you try to use Vim and don’t know how to quit, then type :q! or ZZ. If someone told you to use Vim, and they didn’t even tell you this, then now you know why you shouldn’t listen to them.

Very happy to have @ruin in waifuism.life the instance feels lively 👏 :watameloncheers::tenshi_fumo_ok::awoodance::reisen_dance2::necoarc_dance:

@Paulajak@boymoder.biz It's killing me i need the warm bed and choccy milk already

I ❤️ Misskey

I think a lot about the fact that each time someone views one of my posts, there's a wafumelon rotating in their browser :wafu_rotate:

recently I went into misskey.io and into the 藍アートr18 tag and was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAA:waifu_right:

You love capybaras cuz they're cute.
I love capybaras cuz they're delicious.
We are not the same.

Mmkay that was enough repeats

MY GUY @NaiJi IS BACK FOLLOW HIM NOW

Doing as if I'm working during office hours (I already finished today's tasks)

@meso@netzsphaere.xyz @mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website @overflow@shitposter.world @sun@shitposter.world messer spitting FACTS 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯!!!!!!!!!!111 :kyou::kyou::kyou:

cold today

You: like posts 👍 (cringe)
Me: React to posts with completely random emojis that make no sense :dinosaur::koishi_fumo::polarbear::murakamisan_tutinoko_rolling::eggdog::frieren_fumo::watame_party:(based)

@yatopolo@baraag.net :duckdance:

@MK2boogaloo@lab.nyanide.com onlysluts
no fanbox:polarbearwarping:

Argentina's president as a pony

@Kerosene@bae.st One time nekobit tagged something like 1000 people