Kirino Kousaka (kirino@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 03-Sep-2023 22:42:57 JST

5 reasons off the top of my head:

1. The comfo speak a while back
2. The excessive bigotry on my timeline
3. Demanding he add ridiculous features while also not explaining them
4. I think I said for every cow he didn’t eat I would eat one, just to show him who is boss
5. I threatened to replace his Ethernet cables with Cat2s so his network would be slow and he wouldn’t be able to figure out why.