@synapsid @PanzerTan “why don’t you have a gun?”
“oh, I’m pretending to be a ref, and I sneak up on nato players, and if I manage to place one of these rainbow flag patches on them, then that mean’s they’ve contracted AIDS.”
“then what?”
“well, under AIDS rules, they have to tie their feet together with a 3-foot rope and zip tie this 10-lb diving weight onto their handguard, to simulate the lethargy they experience after contracting HIV”
“hahaha that’s hilarious”
“well don’t tell them that, I sold them on it being a gay pride, “mile in their heels” kind of thing”