That's just because you don't understand the mechanics of what makes something cool like I do. I'm the authority on cool. In fact, anyone that I haven't at least heavily implied to be cool is probably not, and is also statistically likely to be a faggot. Don't blame me, I don't make the rules. Actually, I do, so, don't bother calling the manager, I'm the manager, of the Kool Kidz Klub.

Can't post images anymore, but it's fine, the image was so cool it would have been too overwhelming.