People and their shitty, limited and frequently slow trendy meme languages, that break everything on every other update. If only there was a stable language that could be used for everything, and easily extended to have any feature, and do it better than any other language, with a history of being used for writing operating systems.

Oh yeah, there is! And has been since 1960! Come home, your planet needs you. The parentheses are calling. https://social.076.moe/url/25240