@synapsid @chainsaw_appreciator @houseoftolstoy "hello - We're writing to inform you of a date scheduled by the Department of Replenishment for March 13, 2034. Enclosed is your prospective partner's Goodreads list. While not mandatory, it is recommended to be familiar with, and amiable towards a handful of works your partner has rated particularly high.
We remind you that failure to appear or reschedule with your prospective partner will endager your tax-exempt "Spousal Searcher" status"
IRS Doc from 2033