Gargron: "Mastodong.Soycialist got DDoS'd REEEE!!"
Me: "Maybe you'll need to upgrade your server, or clean up your database, or make your software less bloated, or optimize your server configuration, or multiple of these, or all of them."
Gargron: "I KNOW!! Let's misconfigure my instance even further by putting it behind a Big Brother surveillance soyvice so that the entire clearnet that depends on it goes down next time a DDoS happens! What can possibly go wrong?"