You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000
Thermonator, the first "flamethrower-wielding robot dog," is completely legal in 48 US states.
You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000
Thermonator, the first "flamethrower-wielding robot dog," is completely legal in 48 US states.
@arstechnica Excuse me, steward? I appear to be sitting in the wrong future, can I please move to a different one?
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What could possibly go wrong?
@arstechnica “The dog incinerated my homework.”
@arstechnica Brings new meaning to the term "Hot Dog"
@arstechnica surely this can't go wrong at all
@arstechnica Cool, just in time for forest fire season. I am guessing the red states will buy these out.
@arstechnica people’s own homes will be burned to the ground. It will be just like guns and harm those with them, and their children, the most.
@arstechnica mini AT-AT prototype.
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"I'll be Bark" 😈
@arstechnica As if those robot dogs couldn't get any more terrifying. 😨
@arstechnica this really looks like a unit from an RTS game I help develop...
"I just don't feel safe anymore without my murder-machine, violent crime is at a sky-high level here in _____. Trying to restrict my 2nd amendment right to threaten homeless people to get out of my sight or they'll get torched would be against the American dream."
"The real problem are the Luddites and thieves, who give me no other choice but to buy 30 of them."
Queue the gun nuts arguing how the "well regulated militias" need advanced military weaponry to keep the government in it's place when it is the MAGAs threatening democracy.
“If flamethrower-wielding robot dogs are outlawed, only outlaws will have flamethrower-wielding robot dogs.”
Just as the founding fathers intended.
@arstechnica Why didnt the creators thought of doing something similar but a "carbon dioxide thrower"? Even has a practical use case instead of just pulling in VC money
@arstechnica I’d really like a fire fighting robot, it would be way more useful. Rats maybe I should have patented that!
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