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1. :p: (p@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-2024 05:55:22 JST :p:
   Pete is dead. I killed him, I ate his corpse. I am Pete now.
   
   (Or I'm back from Philadelphia and if I don't get a fuckin' burrito in the next ten minutes I will be on the fucking news, live coverage, helicopters documenting the horrors silently while the news dicks find themselves speechless for the first time in their careers. Tanks will roll in and then roll back out as the driver, acting automatically from sheer terror, ignores the tank commander's orders to proceed. Drones will be sent in to no avail. The president is on the phone. Wikipedia says "This article documents a current event" at the top of a page entitled "Expulsion of Los Angeles from the State of California". People keep refreshing Twitter but no one can find words. The president is on the phone, pick up. The air raid sirens are deafening. Mexico is reinforcing its border defenses for the first time since 1848. I really need a fucking burrito.)
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   • Vaghrad (vaghrad@asphodel.rip)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-2024 06:00:49 JST Vaghrad

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     @p
     >Pete is dead
     >immediately followed by a pete-type rant
     hmm :nostale_altf:
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   • :p: (p@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-2024 06:24:04 JST :p:

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     • Vaghrad
     @Vaghrad I am a tricky motherfucker.
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-2024 06:24:26 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     @p Do anything fun?
   • Vespa Rally 200 (nach@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-2024 09:24:30 JST Vespa Rally 200

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     @p so did you get your burrito or did you end up [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
   • :p: (p@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-2024 09:24:30 JST :p:

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     • Vespa Rally 200
     @nach Three al pastor tacos, some beans, and one shredded beef burrito.
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