Since I hate Wayland so much, any software that I write will, upon detecting itself running under a Wayland compositor, randomly turn into a fork-bomb where each process creates a dozen windows with random properties.
HOW IS THAT FOR SECURITY, YOU FUCKING FREEDESKTOP CUNTS? I just want my software to be able to move its own windows, but noooooo... you claim it's insecure. FUCK OFF! EAT SHIT AND DIE! I WILL BREAK EVERYTHING THAT YOU HOLD DEAR!