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1. ❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️ (supersnekfriend@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 14:51:10 JST ❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️

   • hazlin no plap pirate
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   • EdBoatConnoisseur (edboatconnoisseur@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 14:51:07 JST EdBoatConnoisseur

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     @hazlin @SuperSnekFriend i'm not even being emotional, a friend of my grandma bought her heaven certificate at the megachurch during one of the holy week services for a mere $2000 USD.

     luithe likes this.
   • EdBoatConnoisseur (edboatconnoisseur@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 14:51:08 JST EdBoatConnoisseur

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     • hazlin no plap pirate

     @hazlin @SuperSnekFriend also i find it wild that he is so confident one of those dates is gonna be the rapture and that he is so sure he's among the ones that will go, dunno arrogance too much? unless he bought one of the $5000 heaven pass certificates from his local evangelical church, in which case he got nothing to worry at all.

   • hazlin no plap pirate (hazlin@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 14:51:08 JST hazlin no plap pirate

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     • EdBoatConnoisseur
     @EdBoatConnoisseur @SuperSnekFriend I've heard much the same for being against the vaxxine. But, these emotional arguments wont make me budge on either xD
   • hazlin no plap pirate (hazlin@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 14:51:09 JST hazlin no plap pirate

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     @SuperSnekFriend Just... checks spreadsheet... 527 days to go.
     
     Reality is like a tightly coiled spring, I just hope it stays uneventful until departure.
     
     It has been surprising that no one on fedi can tell that Jesus will be returning soon.
     
     When a discussion starts, I'll get a flurry of people popping in to warn me away, "Don't you know that people have been wrong about this before?!" or "Don't kill yourself bro!"
     
     I am actually rather enjoying my life. If I had 10 more years, I am sure I could improve even the lives of my fedi friends :D The future is bright for me.
     
     But, Jesus has been going out of His way to show me what will happen, and when it will happen. And, so I'm not really worried about it, I'm going to enjoy every day to the fullest, but I am past the point of being able to pretend that we aren't at the end of an era.
   • EdBoatConnoisseur (edboatconnoisseur@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 14:51:09 JST EdBoatConnoisseur

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     • hazlin no plap pirate

     @hazlin @SuperSnekFriend so are ya going to jump into a volcano on those days or just wait sitting somewhere?

   • EdBoatConnoisseur (edboatconnoisseur@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 14:51:09 JST EdBoatConnoisseur

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     @hazlin @SuperSnekFriend he got 2 dates first one is october 4 current year, that is in less than 6 months.

   • hazlin no plap pirate (hazlin@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 15:15:51 JST hazlin no plap pirate

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     • EdBoatConnoisseur
     @Frondeur @EdBoatConnoisseur @SuperSnekFriend Oh He didn't show up and speak to me. Though there is a lot of that going on right now.
     
     No, for me it has just been a fire hose of information from various sources, that seems to mutually reinforce. I think I've been past the 50% mark for about 2 years. And, I'm around 90% sure on the date range now.
     
     The 10%, is just me making sure I don't dismiss anything conflicting out of hand. But, conflicting information has not been forth coming xD
     
     I thought I'd really stir up some doubt when I looked into past rapture prediction failures... But, every single one of them I've examined seemed to be based on almost nothing. Sometimes it was a law being pasted, sometimes it was a date calculated off of a single sentence from the Bible. I look at it, and have no idea why people bought into it at all. The dots the point to, don't even line up.
     
     > the essene jubilee next year
     Just celebrate it in Heaven, things wont be so different.
     
     We are only still in this world, because there are a few things that can only be obtained here. But, when Jesus moves out of the way, so wont don't suffer pointlessly, our lives will continue on in Heaven.
   • hazlin no plap pirate (hazlin@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 15:15:52 JST hazlin no plap pirate

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     • EdBoatConnoisseur
     @EdBoatConnoisseur @SuperSnekFriend Well, look Ed, I don't want anyone's money. I'm just honestly telling people, what, Jesus has made very clear to me.
     
     But, it really isn't any different from my normal message, that everyone needs Jesus to rescue them from themselves.
     
     In about 527 days, the world is going to get switched to hard mode. And, just because someone is still here for hard mode, doesn't mean they have to go to hell or anything. Jesus will still be on His throne, and He will still want to talk to them, and I think He will come periodically and take people who reconnect with Him during the Tribulation.
     
     That is to say, I don't even think every one that starts hardmode will be martyred for the good end.... On the other hand, I know a LOT of Christians that desperately want a chance to prove to Jesus that they are willing to be martyred for Him... and I think they will soon have that chance.
     
     
     I'm honestly not even talking about the fullness of my understanding on this situation. I think that I could greatly improve someones life during the Tribulation. But, there is a cache 22, if they believe my advice on the matter, then they'll just find Jesus and then probably wont even see hardmode... so it wont benefit them... but if they don't believe me, then they wont even act on it xD
     
     It all feels very strange.
   • Frondeur (frondeur@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 15:15:52 JST Frondeur

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     • hazlin no plap pirate
     @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur @SuperSnekFriend did Jesus specifically mention a rapture to you...I am looking forward to the essene jubilee next year myself...
   • hazlin no plap pirate (hazlin@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 15:15:53 JST hazlin no plap pirate

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     • EdBoatConnoisseur
     @EdBoatConnoisseur @SuperSnekFriend
     > mere $2000 USD
     
     If she got away with only 2 grand being stolen, she is luckier than most xD
   • EdBoatConnoisseur (edboatconnoisseur@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 15:15:53 JST EdBoatConnoisseur

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     • hazlin no plap pirate

     @hazlin @SuperSnekFriend yeh, the megachurch's pastor preaches under the name "Cash Luna", so my only guess is that as a holy unged figure acting as the voice of god on earth he felt generous and gave people a 60% discount during holy week.

   • Frondeur (frondeur@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 15:16:17 JST Frondeur

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     • hazlin no plap pirate
     @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur @SuperSnekFriend do I have to believe in the rapture to be raptured??? my church doesn't have it...I've always wanted to be in the tribulation...to meet the two witnesses etc...but if my time is up then it's up...I guess I could watch from heaven...