I have to drive to the PO box during the eclipse (haven't been out there in over a month, sorry y'all I've been busy, as is often the case).
If someone hits and kills me because they're "distracted by the sun" or some shit, I'm leaving it to y'all to investigate and hold the three letter agency "just followin' orders"ers accountable.
If they're holding off Operation Drunk Driver until I get too crazy and start running for political office as an open anarchist, then pray for them instead.