Me: Hmm, maybe I should look into Bun again and see how it’s Node.js compatibility is coming along.
Also me: I wonder who makes Bun?
Me, yet again: Ah, it’s a venture-capital funded startup called Oven (see what they did there?)
Finally, me: rm -rf ~/.bun
(Remember, kids: Venture capital is the fart that precedes enshittification. It’s best not to linger once you’ve caught a whiff of it.)