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1. nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-2024 22:27:51 JST nixCraft 🐧

   A Windows user, a Mac user, and a Linux user walk into a bar.

   ➡️ The Windows user orders a beer and gets into a fight over how bloated the selection is.

   ➡️ The Mac user orders the most expensive single-origin craft cocktail and smugly admires its minimalist design.

   ➡️ The Linux user installs a whole brewery in the corner and declares free drinks for everyone, but then spends the rest of the night explaining why their homemade brew is objectively superior.

   • marcthenarc (marcthenarc@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 00:56:18 JST marcthenarc

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     @nixCraft An a drunkard in the corner interjects to force you to call it GNU/Brew.

   • michaelvcooper1 (michaelvcooper1@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 01:01:00 JST michaelvcooper1

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     @nixCraft As you savor that Linux homebrew, there is a cute SCO girl in the corner winking at you. She seems nice.

   • gloriousgouda (gloriousgouda@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 01:09:55 JST gloriousgouda

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     @nixCraft Ah, so you the word is out then?

   • Greg Johnson (pteranodo@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-2024 04:04:38 JST Greg Johnson

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     @nixCraft Only problem is you gotta get your binary bits (let’s say, water) from the well down the road, pump it by hand, and then it doesn’t work.