Chess is literally the worst game ever invented. You're telling me as pawn can become a queen? Sounds like tranny propaganda to me. The horsey moves in an L shape? Yeah, L for Loser. Sorry your horse is a cripple, why not go ahead and put it out of its misery. Rook? Yeah rookie ass move calling a castle by it's preferred pronouns, you gay boy. Queens are allowed more freedom than Kings? Yeah okay feminism, nice try.
Chess fucking sucks. 0/10, needs more guns