I just heard something scratching at my front door, went and jerked it open. There is a very confused and scared manlet locksmith there. He was trying to open my door

Me: What the fuck ya doin?

Him: I got a call for a lockout here from uh...Jim Daniels

Me: There has never been a Jim Daniels living here, you should get off my property

Him holding phone up: [verifies address, repeats it over phone] The guy says there is no Jim Daniels here at [address], is this the right place?

Pajeet voice: Yes it is. Just open the lock, he is in the process of arriving very shortly.

Him: Look dude I got a very big angry man here telling me this isn't the right place and I'm leaving. I still need payment for the call though since you sent me out.