@DocScranton @PurpCat that's what I kept being told. Most of these are filled by HR who are completely fucking clueless

"Uhhh bro, have you touched this obscure random ticketing system we're using when there's been historically 500+ of these?????"

I don't even know why a bunch of that shit is even a requirement. Besides, any computer guy worth its salt will adapt extremely quickly to all of this shit