Today's boomer jokes


Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Doctor, you gotta help me. I think I'm a kleptomaniac." "Don't worry: there's something you can take for that!"


The Dean of Women at the exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people," she droned. "In moments of temptation, you must ask yourself one question: Is a lifetime of shame worth an hour of pleasure?" From the back of the room came a quiet voice. "How do you make it last an hour?"