nixCraft 🐧
A #Linux user, a #Windows user, and a #macOS user walk into a bar.
The Linux user sits down and confidently orders a drink, knowing they can customize it to their exact liking.
The Windows user takes a seat and asks, "What does everyone usually get?" They end up with a familiar drink that mostly gets the job done.
The macOS user glances at the sleek decor and says, "Wow, this place is expensive, but the drinks must be fantastic!" They order a beautifully presented yet pricey cocktail.
nixCraft 🐧
@Heliograph I finally made a post without sounding like a smug Linux user. LOL.
Heliograph
@nixCraft they lived happily ever after :awesome:
nixCraft 🐧
@penguingeek The BSD user looks around in confusion, then asks the bartender, "Do you guys even know what kind of establishment this is?" So I guess water was the right choice :P
nixCraft 🐧
@Heliograph LOL. You know me very well. 😂
Heliograph
@nixCraft not saying there won't be a sequel 😂
Zeki Çatav 🤔 ☕ 🕯️🎶
raisincookie
@nixCraft the linux user may also order a very specific drink that gets messed up somewhere in the process and ends up tasting like crap or poisoning them
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