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1. nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 05:30:58 JST nixCraft 🐧

   Compliance is the root of all evil. So, you want to destroy the SSD? Drill all SSDs. Destroyed finally. All data is safe. Let’s go home.

   The SSDs:

   • nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 05:33:08 JST nixCraft 🐧

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     Image is from the bird site https://x.com/_inforea/status/1767631642607198710?s=46

   • Das_blaue_Pony (das_blaue_pony@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 05:47:29 JST Das_blaue_Pony

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     @nixCraft 😂

   • gibeath (gibeath@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 06:03:28 JST gibeath

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     @nixCraft Er, NIST says "Shred, Disintegrate, Pulverize, or Incinerate by burning the device in a licensed incinerator" to destroy an SSD. This is hilarious but compliance isn't *as* terrible if the standards aren't bullshit. https://nvlpubs.nist.gov/nistpubs/specialpublications/nist.sp.800-88r1.pdf

   • Chip35 (chip35@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 06:29:19 JST Chip35

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     @nixCraft No no no no no, Those should go into the paper shredder. A REALLY powerful paper shredder.

   • Q. Edwards (the_q@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 06:44:28 JST Q. Edwards

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     @nixCraft The only way to be 100% sure the data is destroyed is to eat the drives. Eat them.

   • GoatsLive (goatslive@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 06:52:23 JST GoatsLive

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     @nixCraft I cut all mime in half with my plasma cutter 😁

   • M Cole (mcole1976@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 08:23:26 JST M Cole

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     @nixCraft what did the punching hear?

   • ryan_oke (ryan_oke@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 18:50:41 JST ryan_oke

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     @nixCraft great

   • Pait (pait@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 02:00:11 JST Pait

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     @nixCraft Sorcerer's apprentice.

   • Tim Foster (timfoster@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-2024 01:53:18 JST Tim Foster

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     @nixCraft

   • Curtis McHale (curtismchale@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 07:50:12 JST Curtis McHale

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     @nixCraft haha @ticky