"oh kid don't you fuck up and get married, you'll....you'll fuckn lose EVERYtHING"
"ah, it's okay, I don't really have anything to lose"
"no no no you don't GEDDIT kid she'll take the HOUSE, the CARS, your 401K, you won't even get to keep the TV unless you buy it from her"
"we don't really have any of that though. Her taking a car off my hands would be doing me a favor, even."
"no but - HAAAAHHHHH why don't you get it. Are you dumb? Or something? That bitch will ruin you"
"guy? This economy ruined me already, there's nothing she can do to me that would be any worse than what the country's done already"