The Costco Hotdog is the ultimate reminder of the eternal truth of God's constant promise to Man of the Resurrection. As you sit in the hallowed grounds of the slightly dirty foodcourt, children will happily play around you while married couples will gleefully spend time together gagging on pizza that cost them almost $7. But you spent less than $2 for your mustard, onions, optional relish hotdog steaming dingusbingus, this object of glory reminding you forever that God loves you. Majestic.