Hey Volksgenossen,

My name is Adolf, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Führer of Germany, and was awarded the Iron Cross. What political power do you wield, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot nation (Just saved her from jewish bankers; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just deport all the jews. Thanks for listening.

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