Biden: "Vote for me, the other guy is a fascist..."
Me: "Look dipshit, nobody is going to believe you're here to stop the fascists if you keep trying to kiss nazis for fuck's sake."
Biden: "Do you mean literally?"
Me: "What? No, I mean helping them and offering to work with them and pretending they're fucking normal politici - wait, why would you ask a question like that?"
Biden: "Uhh, no reason..."
(Image stolen from a friend out here who I'd rather not send trolls to harass)