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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 03-Mar-2024 12:56:04 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   Back to real life but I'll tell you it was interesting hearing a bunch of boomers brag about whose balls swelled up more when they got their vasectomies today

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 03-Mar-2024 12:57:03 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     "awww you shoulda seen mine, darn things were the size of christmas oranges, dark purple, thought my nutsack would fall right off after I got the snip"

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 03-Mar-2024 12:58:09 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     "oh hell my husband's swole up so bad they were big as cantaloupes, he just shuffled around the house yellin' at me for a week like "breeeendaaaa you ruined by balls look what you did I'm gonna need a wheelchair"

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 03-Mar-2024 13:00:44 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     My girl just kept giving me halpert stares every 30 seconds, I thought she was feeling weird but then she started telling the footjob ballsmash story and it totally fell flat because she couldn't describe the act in a way that didn't sound batshit crazy to people who think oral sex is an urban myth

     It also reminded me that we need to get out more because she's.....not great at reading a room sometimes

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 03-Mar-2024 13:01:55 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

     @RupertvonRipp This was a neighbor thing, I think the least fruitful one had 4 white kids? Seemed like most of them were prefaced by some kind of health issue on the mom's part, where if they kept trying they worried about her.

     But that was a very genx thing, most of our parents thought they were being smart by "going for quality, not quantity"

   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 03-Mar-2024 13:01:56 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Why are they all neutered what the hell why rich Boomer guys why.
     
     If I were plane rich I’d have a score of mortal progeny.