:alert: :alert: ATTENTION ALL GABFUGEES :alert: :alert:

An #introduction is in order to bring you all up to speed with my current Fedi Lore™.

Please read my bio for a generalized overview of who I am.

I am a master scholar and proponent in the ways of monster girl idealism. I think the world would be a better place if women were all only monsters on the outside. My mamono is my name sake (name snake?), the lamia, or more specifically the apophis, shirohebi, and echidna from the holy text of mamono idealism: Kenkou Cross' Monster Girl Encyclopedia. Being a monster girl idealist I am great friends, with one exception, with the members of the FLUFFY TAIL MAFIA :fluffytail: :fluffytail: :fluffytail:

Despite being known as "that weird snake girl fucker" by a few ignorant people, lamia are not my waifus nor a particular snek girl like Miia or Aliphese are not my particular waifu. I often boost the sub-culture of the danmaku game TOUHOU PROJECT™ in which you will find my wafiu, the Unmoving Great Library, Pachinko Knowstuff.

While it may seem like I lean into weirdly erotic, I'm actually a fairly vanilla guy who wants happy ends, happy marriages, and happy family life for all good people. In fact, I so much want monogamous vanilla that I want to form an army, do dirty crimes and silly terrorisms, and enforce with fascism the monogamous and romantic vanilla ideal. VANILLLA ACKBHAR! :eoto_blush:

I am the mutual of several Fedi admins and jannies, working behind the scenes to influence the Fediverse's culture to the liking of me and my overlords, just like the Jews in Western governments!

I am a veteran of many hellthreads from one amazing week calling one of the podcast race niggas and his followers a pernicious Buddhist midwit to one where I attacked a stupid and immoral meme to your weekly pro-loli versus anti-loli thread.

I have hosted one of the Holy Trinity of Fediverse Popularity Contests, mine in which some dork from a shitposting anime won from sheer dumb luck.

I also post /mu/sic stuff often, often coupled with anime. This includes a twice-a-week thorough review of major releases that I either enjoy, or have been recommended by others.

I try to be a silly boy as much as I can, though if I won't be such a silly guy any more if you attack my friends, faith, or extended family (the people of the South). Don't be unsilly.:gunleft::tanya_annoyed:

If you see a smug emote of the GREAT and MIGHTY Jahy-sama, then that usually means you have been blessed by presence. :jahy_proud:

I hope we can good neighbors, if not friends.