Every decade or so, hollywood kikes salivate over the idea of a grand film adaptation of the Chronicles of Narnia. They get all giddy at the thought of a giga-blockbuster on the scope of Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Phone calls get made, scripts get drafted. Production rolls. It crushes at the box office. Everything is good. jews are gonna milk this shit for the next ten years.

But then they start reading past the third book.

And that's why you will never see a full adaptation of the Chronicles of Narnia. Thank you friends.