Just had my own live performance of Empire of Dust.
>go to pick up Chinese food
>obese sheboon enters the establishment before me, I brace myself for waiting and frustration
>sheboon: [lip smack] "Um I would like some beef lo mein and um-"
>Chinaman behind counter: "BEEF LO MEIN WHAT ELSE"
> 🐒 "um how large is your medium and large-"
> :chinaman: "BEEF LO MEIN WHAT ELSE"
> 🦍 "um ill have a sweet tea and uh-"
> 🇨🇳 "BEEF LO MEIN WHAT ELSE"

Just kept screaming her order back at her, what a professional. He even took my payment and gave me my order while handling Shaniqua.