Bronze Age Hog Cranker's 4 Step Plan to De-Poo the Tech Industry

Step 1: make up a programming language. Make it obvious to any 130 IQ white man that it's stupid
2: Pay Indian tech influencers to hype it up as the next big thing in American tech companies. "Put this front and center on your resumes when you apply!" HR recruiters will be baffled that pajeets are insisting that this is a real skill set in demand.
3. Make up fake companies with high salary job postings. Advertise on LinkedIn. Again, high IQ white men should have a clue that these are fake. Pajeets apply and waste time trying to get in
4. "we want to welcome you aboard but we can only secure the headcount for the visa process once we have confirmation that you have notified your employer that you're leaving"