Workers are slaves. The sad thing is how many of them claim to love their job. Don't you just want to cry when you hear the slave talk about how he loves his suffering, how his master is like a parent to him? (Being a worker is like being a Christian)
"Maybe I don't get paid well, but I earn respect." Buddy, my respect levels are MAXED OUT ALL THE TIME - EVEN when I spend all day in bed smoking weed and watching hentai, don't need to go out and lick boots for it.