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A solicitor just came to my door.

I have a long driveway and no fewer than THREE No Trespassing/Soliciting signs.

I went out the side door and met him out front, but not where he was expecting. The dogs are barking the whole time.

He was startled for a moment, then gestured to my OWB handgun and said "sorry, I didn't meant to set off your security system..."

I grabbed the collar of my jacket and said "sniper team, stand down".

I laughed to break the silence.

Then I kicked him off my land.