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1. Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:21:20 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

   OK, let's start tooting about #FOSDEM in english.

   "FOSDEM flu is real" (even before COVID-19)

   Network is safe: only #IPv6 (with NAT64 and DNS64, so dig @8.8.8.8 won't work)

   • Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:20:20 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

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     So, the parser is very fast but also very specialized. If IETF adds things to the zone file syntax, the parser is doomed.

     https://github.com/NLnetLabs/simdzone

   • Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:20:21 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

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     First step to speed parsing: drop Lex and Yacc (too slow and too general for DNS zone file parsing).

     Next step, preventing the CPU pipeline to stall (bubbles - NOP - stall the flow.)

     Adrian Cochrane repeated this.
   • Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:20:22 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

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     • Pierre Beyssac ✅

     .com is 160 Mdomains and 24 GB.

     @pb's eu.org is almost as large (this was a troll)

     #DNS

   • Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:20:23 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

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     The room is now full, let's start.

     Parsing zone files really fast by Jeroen Koekkoek, who will try to parse .com during his talk.

     #DNS

   • Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:20:33 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

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     There are still seats available!

     #NobodyLikesDNS

   • Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:20:43 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

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     Now, #DNS devroom at #FOSDEM.

     Without DNS, we would have no Internet, so pay us beers.

   • Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:20:55 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

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     This is normal #FOSDEM

   • Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:20:56 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

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     Now, an US-libertarian call for less regulation on data mining so we can train "open source" AI systems.

     Let's train the AI on all the conversations of the fediverse.

   • Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:21:06 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

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     #BLOOM is a transformer model (like "Open"AI's GPT-3 but free). Anyone knows the URL?
     #AI #machineLearning #transformer

   • Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:21:07 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

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     I discover the term "fauxpen source" for software claiming to be open source but lying.

     #capitalism #marketing

   • Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:21:08 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

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     "Open source" [wrong and stupid and marketing] label was created by Christine Peterson 3 february 1998.

   • Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:21:17 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

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     OSI birthday at #FOSDEM. No cakes distributed in the room :-(

   • Stéphane Bortzmeyer (bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 04:21:18 JST Stéphane Bortzmeyer

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     The network suffers a lot. Expect intermittent tooting.