Funny gaming moment from a while back:

>guy is trolling an rp server, trying to cause havoc
>randomly accuses me of asking someone to suck my dick
>admin teleports me to an admin room
>"Hey are you going around asking people to suck your dick?"
>Answer with "What? No! And even if I was, I'd at least ask like a gentleman!"
>Admin goes quiet for like 10 seconds
>"Okay, you can go."