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waterbottles should be flat.
stackable
fits flatly in faggot laptop bag
no more carrying around 15 liter round dumbell size water bottle to impress stacy at the fag gym allowing you to fill it up for 5 minutes straight while you eye her ass. throwing the rest of the 15 liters down the drain and filling up again and again and again surprising everyone with your hydratemaximus.
no rolling into your footwell limiting you pressing brake pedal (or throttle pedal)
look down upon your fellow wagecucks from your weird bottle superiority (make sure they see it)
create an air of mystery about yourself, leaving everyone wondering whether you are retarded or just an expert troll
- Machismo repeated this.
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@moomin >weird bottle superiority
goddamn...
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@moomin I like it except for the part where it absolutely sucks for use on a bike.
But now I'm wondering whether you could build flat bottle holders.
You'd have to use the same material as the podiums though, so you can freeze the contents. That's an absolutely mandatory feature for a water bottle.
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