Now that two girls in the fam have forwarded this dumbass rice thing this take falls into place - women are inclined to gossip about even the slimmest, most infinitesimal threats because that's how tribal survival works. Women LOVE obsessing about threats, they want to know every threat under the sun, it's about 40% of why they love crime media (other 60% is pussy tingles)
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jan-2024 01:49:50 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jan-2024 01:54:26 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks That same dopamine spike you get when you nab that "critical hit" in a game or a sport? That's a gush of instinct rewarding you for hammering home the spear in JUST the right vital points on an ancient beast of prey.
Probably how girls feel when they're sitting around, gossiping about "that sickness you get from microwaving rice". It's like their 999th generation ancestors sitting around the weaving circle, telling each other about a multicolored berry that killed a boy two villages over
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jan-2024 01:56:40 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @professionalbigot69 technically, maybe
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fat ugly creepy angry retarded louser (professionalbigot69@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jan-2024 01:56:41 JST fat ugly creepy angry retarded louser @WashedOutGundamPilot wait, that thing's a woman? -
Paultron-3030 (paultron@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jan-2024 01:58:48 JST Paultron-3030 @WashedOutGundamPilot women will tell each other about bacterial counts on rice that's been in the fridge then will eat chinese take out from the dingy place down the block that smells like an old man's basement and has been sitting out on the counter all day I seent it Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2024 03:47:07 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks The latest stanley thermos thing is another instance of this. The village women have heard that there's a toxic berry growing in their picking grounds, and they're rushing to discover as many as they can in order to warn their sisters.
My girl sent me this in the early morning freaking out, and it was exactly what I suspected - but at least these women understand where the lead is. I think that AvE guy did a dissection on a thermos once, and showed the little nipple at the bottom of the inner container they use to seal it up and hopefully nitrogen purge the inside.
I'm actually quite pleased to see that the hysterical, paranoid female contingent is doing some good work this time around - at least sending them on a lead-finding expedition might be nifty in the long run.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2024 03:53:49 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks Your neurotic jewish mother: "*my babies can't touch steel thermoses because there's a square centimeter of lead under 4 layers of paint and if they obsessively rub it they'll be poisoned like the accursed evil goy-romans!!!"
My based white mom: "oh the kids always dig up bullets from the field, I keep telling them to cover the lead parts if they're gonna be carrying them around all the time but you know how they are"
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