Men over 50:
I don’t care about the balloon
Shut up about it
I literally feel more comfort at it being Chinese than I would an American spy system
Men over 50:
I don’t care about the balloon
Shut up about it
I literally feel more comfort at it being Chinese than I would an American spy system
@blaaablaaaa Just riled up about “the communists” and breathlessly following the news.
“woah I just checked! It’s over missouri! It’s over missouri! They uh….what do we have there….uh….”
“And? who cares?”
“this is a big friggin deal, kid. This is a communist invasion over our heads and the LEFTISTS in charge are just sitting there. Damn it, this is crazy”
“so you’d REALLY do NOTHING if the chinese invaded us?”
“I’d be willing to scout artillery positions in california for a fifteen dollar applebee’s gift card. They’re kinder to me than “my people”.”
“ach! That’s just…..I don’t believe what I’m hearing. Nobody has any patriotism anymore”
Now they’re on the group chat.
“They have another meeting! Blinken canceled his trip to china!”
“they’re testing our defenses, that’s gotta be it. They’re probing for weaknesses. It’s smart not to do anything at this point. Hide our cards”
“haha”
“{woggy} isn’t taking this seriously. can you believe him? these kids”
@captainmarvelfan1 @Twoinchdestroya What’s so funny is that the young ain’t answering the little hotel bell they keep smashing.
They’re stuck listening to its shrill chorus, expecting us to burst through the doors to report for duty like they would have (in their imaginations, at least, they invariably avoided service because they were “essential” at some college business program)
But nobody’s comin’
@WashedOutGundamPilot China could literally have troops land and Boomers would blame us for not doing anything while they hide.
Just you wait, if they step foot on my property, then hell will break loose
@WashedOutGundamPilot Reminds me of my current sentiments. Just what do I have to be patriotic for? A country that is becoming more and more of a leftist hellhole that demonizes my existence for me being born a white male?
Yeah, I'll pass. Maybe they should not have killed the golden goose.
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