@shitpisscum Oh no, my phone with eSIM broke! That sucks! I guess I'll just get a new one.

Yay, I have my new phone, now I just have to set it up...Oh! It wants me Apple account, I'll just log in.

Oh, I have to enter the number from a text?? But I don't have a phone!

No problem, I'll just log into my carrier account on a spare phone for now so I have something in the meantime.

Oh, my carrier sent me a text to verify it's me but I can't see it because I'm not logged in, cool!

WOW I LOVE SECURITY