@cstross boost if you, too, would adopt a murder chick
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soggy donkey herder (donkeyherder@kolektiva.social)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2024 03:44:54 JST soggy donkey herder -
Foone🏳️⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2024 03:44:54 JST Foone🏳️⚧️ @donkeyherder @cstross I already do that on discord and Tumblr!
Oh wait you mean, like, birds... Mine are mostly catgirls. Although if a cassowarygirl shows up, my money is on her. Cats are deadly murder machines, sure, but cassowaries have the size advantage.
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Charlie Stross (cstross@wandering.shop)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2024 03:44:55 JST Charlie Stross It turns out cassowaries have been domesticated—as guard-fowl.
I figure some brave soul grabbed one of the GIANT LUMINOUS NEON MARKER GREEN eggs (the colour of "do not fuck with me for I am deadly" in nature) and ran away with it. Then it hatched, and they fed the giant murder chicken that kept following them around.
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When I get my island volcano base the inland jungle will be patrolled by giant murder chickens LOYAL ONLY TO ME! Take that, laser-sharks!
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