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I understand why there's so many different stories written of the knights of the round table. Whenever you read them a million instances of "I COULD DO THIS BUT BETTER" really flash through your head.
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@hidden @ai @Leaflord this shit released when everyone thought the Mayans were gonna end the earth man that was 10 years a-
10 years ago...
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@kf01 @hidden @Leaflord Many will agree with me that it would have been better if the Mayans were right 😭
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@ai @kf01 @Leaflord >Modernity
Bruh I was playing subway surfer when i was 10 during indoor recess it's trad af
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@ai @hidden @Leaflord wow this is too long can you put some subway surfer footage underneath this
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@kf01 @hidden @Leaflord I just learned what subway surfer is and I regret everything. (Reject modernity, retvrn to temple run)
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@Leaflord @hidden Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The affected storefront is to be covered in unmarked construction tarp and the area monitored by a Level 1 security team. Humanoids which emerge from the walk-in freezer are to be housed in the store's empty offices until the end of each week, at which point they are to be incinerated and their remains transported to the nearest abatement facility. Researchers are cautioned to avoid questioning the humanoids or examining any documents provided by them.
Description: The object is a disused retail space located in [REDACTED], Massachusetts, which was formerly a bilingual after-school program. In addition to broken furniture, toys, books, and office supplies, the interior contains shelving and appliances typical of grocery stores in the area. Several times each night, the walk-in freezer locks for an indeterminate period of time (never observed to exceed one hour) and is subsequently forced open by 10,000 to 50,000 anomalous humanoids of unclear origin. Detailed examination of the interior of the freezer has not revealed how these humanoids are generated or transported into the facility.
The humanoids closely resemble baseline humans of Latin American descent but have no vocal chords despite exhibiting frequent mouth movements indicative of distressed vocalization. They will accept and consume food but do not appear to require biological sustenance. Surgical dissection has revealed that they possess no internal organs. Instead, their bodies are filled with identification documents such as state ID cards, birth certificates, and passports for the countries of the United States, [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]. Under forensic examination, these documents appear to be authentic but correspond to no known individuals, living or dead, in the respective countries.
A secondary anomaly manifests on the welcome banner hung across the windows of the storefront. The banner contains words witten in Spanish and English which are superficially typical of bilingual school advertisements but, upon closer examination, contain phrases with negative affect such as "help me", "caution", "not safe here", and [DATA EXPUNGED]. The words change when unobserved by humans or recording devices, and all attempts to erase them or remove the banner have been met with failure. The humanoids from the freezer will occasionally gesture towards specific phrases on the banner, but the meaning these behaviors is unclear.
In the debriefing interview following the acquisition of the object, Agent Donner noted that, when the bilingual school was still in operation, it was well-received by local residents due to its provision of free and reduced-price after-school meals. The municipal budget of [REDACTED], Massachusetts does not include any food initiatives targeted at after-school programs.
Since the acquisition of the object, more than 800 million anomalous humanoids have manifested through the walk-in freezer. On-site security cameras equipped with facial recognition algorithms have not detected any duplicate matches between these humanoids. The total current population of Latin America is under 700 million.
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It's like the SCP wiki, but instead of being the collaborative oneupmanship contest between 12 year olds and trannies, it's between medieval poets
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@ai @kf01 @Leaflord >They think the world didn't end
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