*man sobbing*

YOU'RE LISTENING TO

*Megumin: "EXPLOSION!"*

102.3

*Sakura Kinomoto: "HOOOOEEEEE!?"*

REAL LOLICON FM

*"UUUOOOOOOHHH!!!"*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT CUNNY, CUNNY, AND MORE CUNNY!

*Araragi: "HACHIKUJI!"*

THIS AIN'T YOUR MOMMY GF'S STATION

*MrGirl - I'm a Pedophile starts playing*