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1. salty_apollyon (rlier23@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 09:54:05 JST salty_apollyon
   >2050
   >be me
   >working from home because of covid
   >have to take obligatory diversity and inclussion talk in california
   >take a flight to california
   >everyone else on the plane is either extremely melinated, fat, gay or a mix of those three
   >pilot is 400lb woman with brigh blue hair
   >copilot is transexual black "woman" with beard
   >ffw 1 hour into the flight
   >alarms start sounding
   >everyone is panicking
   >some are even fighting eachother
   >monkeynoises.mp3
   >go to the pilots cabin to see whats happening
   >pilot had a heart attack
   >copilot blaming pilot for dying and acusing her of racism
   >itsallover.jpg
   >before splashing into the ground hear "at least we're not speaking german"
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   • EdBoatConnoisseur (edboatconnoisseur@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 09:54:23 JST EdBoatConnoisseur

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     @rlier23 that is why we ought to invest in sea travel, niggers fear the sea

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   • NotImportant (notimportant@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 09:54:50 JST NotImportant

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     @rlier23 I'm terrified because I'm actually planning on taking some flights this year.
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   • salty_apollyon (rlier23@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 09:54:55 JST salty_apollyon

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     • NotImportant
     @NotImportant i've always been scared of boarding a plane.
     
     may god protect me from ever having to take a flight
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   • NotImportant (notimportant@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 09:54:57 JST NotImportant

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     @rlier23 I loved it when I went on a flight as a kid, but that was a different world now. I should learn to fly.
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   • Barbecued_Lemons (barbecued_lemons@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 10:05:33 JST Barbecued_Lemons

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     • EdBoatConnoisseur
     @EdBoatConnoisseur @rlier23 If the USA gets too fucked can I hang out with you in your country. We can talk about Tacos and ironblood booty, or whatever the fuck goes on in New Mexico.
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   • luithe (luithe@varishangout.net)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 10:06:07 JST luithe

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     • EdBoatConnoisseur
     • Barbecued_Lemons
     @Barbecued_Lemons @rlier23 @EdBoatConnoisseur tbf, there's all more blond hair people in Mexico than the us for some reason
   • EdBoatConnoisseur (edboatconnoisseur@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 10:27:59 JST EdBoatConnoisseur

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     • luithe
     • Barbecued_Lemons

     @luithe @Barbecued_Lemons @rlier23 a large percentage of the US population has english ancestry, do you still buy on it being possible to have a natural tan on that sunless island?

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