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A classmate from High School is organizing our 10 year reunion.

The problem is, she said it will be at a bar downtown.

Now I know for a fact that she didn't call ahead to reserve a room or anything (because they don't have any private rooms). Mingling won't really be an option. You can barely walk to your seat in this place.

So now I have to write a message that's the nice equivalent of: "You suck at organizing parties. Pick a real venue w/ catering and a bartender before I have to take over"