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AWIVR (awivr@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 08-Jan-2024 12:56:44 JST AWIVR fellas... - cool_boy_mew likes this.
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AWIVR (awivr@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2024 13:08:54 JST AWIVR @syrenka @Leaflord @bronze @SuperSnekFriend I maybe be willing to take one for the team to find out -
<-✝️ 🇳🇿 Strider🍟 ✝️-> (striderpod@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2024 13:08:54 JST <-✝️ 🇳🇿 Strider🍟 ✝️-> @AWIVR @syrenka @Leaflord @bronze @SuperSnekFriend Don't let it trouble you, I'll take one for the team, after all did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more -
deeper waters (syrenka@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2024 13:08:55 JST deeper waters where are the empty turtle shells when you need one?
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deeper waters (syrenka@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2024 13:08:56 JST deeper waters i'm a mermaid and i approve this poast
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Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2024 13:08:56 JST Leaf Lord I wonder if you know what it is exactly you are approving. -
❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️ (supersnekfriend@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2024 13:08:57 JST ❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️ @bronze @AWIVR >Glaceon
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bronze (bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2024 13:08:58 JST bronze @AWIVR DO NOT
DONT FUCK THE ANTHRO GLACEON -
NecroHole (necrohole@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2024 13:09:35 JST NecroHole @syrenka @striderpod @Leaflord @bronze @AWIVR @SuperSnekFriend -
deeper waters (syrenka@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2024 13:09:36 JST deeper waters i take it you need a medic - looks like a seizure on the keyboard there buds - you've outnerded my tolerance and that's a rarity though, so... hats off to you, sir (i suspect)
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