Trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost and follow me if you:
-Believe that cheesecake is a right, not a privilege.
-Mentally greet each bird you see just in case they are telepathic.
-Think that cruise ships are too heavy to float and refuse to listen anytime someone attempts to explain the physics of it to you.
-Don't see why the government can't criminalize "It's just a prank bro" Youtube videos.
-Want inanimate objects with googly eyes to be eligible to run for president.