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1. nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 15:45:45 JST nixCraft 🐧

   Scare a developer with under 10 words:

   • Martin De Wulf (madewulf@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 15:53:13 JST Martin De Wulf

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     @nixCraft Two-way synchronization of two large systems.

   • Matt (wizard3rdclass@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 15:57:53 JST Matt

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     @nixCraft "Round D financing depends upon explaining your code to the board"

   • nulll (nulll@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 16:02:17 JST nulll

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     @nixCraft legacy

   • helo (d19n@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 16:04:41 JST helo

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     @nixCraft "the contract didn't require unit tests"

   • Michael Vilain (mvilain@sfba.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 16:09:08 JST Michael Vilain

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     @nixCraft Should I deploy on a Friday at 5pm?

   • marcthenarc (marcthenarc@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 16:16:44 JST marcthenarc

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     @nixCraft Company has merged and you're now the B team.

   • Dyrathror (dyrathror@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 16:18:49 JST Dyrathror

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     @nixCraft we need a small change.

   • MyYeeHaa (myyeehaa@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 16:26:19 JST MyYeeHaa

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     @nixCraft
     Teach the manager how to deploy.

   • hansvschoot (hansvschoot@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 16:26:39 JST hansvschoot

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     @nixCraft your unit test fails roughly once every 50 runs

   • [binbows] (binbows@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 17:08:03 JST [binbows]

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     @nixCraft no i didn't read the docs

   • laktak (laktak@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 17:27:06 JST laktak

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     @nixCraft It works on my machine 🤷♂️

   • Arthur (averseabfun@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 22:10:58 JST Arthur

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     @nixCraft "I've figured out a system - fourteen partitions on my SSD"

   • Paul Hoffman (paulehoffman@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jan-2024 00:26:39 JST Paul Hoffman

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     @nixCraft A hilarious set of responses! https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/111707654763857074

   • in_sympathy (in_sympathy@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jan-2024 00:45:52 JST in_sympathy

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     @nixCraft “we think we should switch to a new framework…”

   • JC Mann (jcmann@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jan-2024 00:50:05 JST JC Mann

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     @nixCraft We’re using Kubernetes because we think we’re like Google.

   • Kevin Herrera (kherge@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jan-2024 01:57:34 JST Kevin Herrera

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     @nixCraft This third party dependency hasn’t been maintained in years.

   • i_have_esp (i_have_esp@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jan-2024 08:33:07 JST i_have_esp

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     @nixCraft "Sorry to wake you..."

   • Qas (qaspr@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jan-2024 17:33:30 JST Qas

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     @nixCraft `// free(buffer);`